About Me

Living well is the best revenge.
George Herbert
English clergyman & metaphysical poet (1593 – 1633)

I live in paradise. Not Paradise, California, the town that has more registered sex offenders per capita than any other city in Calfornia, but actual paradise. I live in Mexico in a beach town where I run a business where I can work from home in my underwear, make enemies and spoil myself silly because I have no one else to do it for me.

I have a maid. I get a massage every Monday morning. I eat a lot of cheese. I know, you hate me. That’s okay. Sometimes I hate me too.

I’m antisocial. Sometimes I don’t leave my house for days. I never answer my phone, even when I know who’s calling. I watch way too much TV. It’s no surprise to anyone that I’m single.

You can email me at GoDieinaFire at Feelings Dot Com

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